Episode #9239 - Swole
First off her friend ain't shyt!! Second her no knees having azz is ALL WRONG!!! WTF?!?! Her entire leg from her hip bone to her freaking ankles the same size.. *shew* She need a water pill, colonic and an herbal wrap..po thang!! Is she giving the illest fake bowlegged stance or what? Them shoes don't know which way to go! LOL!

Lauren London 2.5 better sit down and read a script somewhere! I know she gave her Spanx a run for the money that night!!
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OMG she does "look" like Mrs. London. Zebra dress gets a pass though. She's a big girl, but not sloppy lookin.
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I see a Tyra mail on this one.
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Zebra Cake on the left needs to give me that dress (and her number ^~^). Her friend needs an intervention.
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Yo! Why was I thinkin "Zebra Cakes" too when I saw that. Do they still make those...LOL. Although her Friend is cuter, not having knees is a turn off, that and her shoes are leaning over, oh and the hole in her stockings, oh and the lack of boobage... hate a fat chick with small tiddies
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look me up on facebook my name is madonna abad
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It's shame when your knee's have to hide because they're embarrassed to be attached to you.
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I blame Snooki for this.
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So so so ...she aint got a hole in her stockings on the top of her foot?
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HER FEET LOOK LIKE BAKED POTATOES WRAPPED IN FOIL
MMM...WITH SOUR CREAM, ONION AND CHIVES
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I don't know what to say, I don't want to say anything too harsh, because unlike some others we've seen, she has clothes on...however, I know it must be hard for a girl of her size to get her club gear on...
**walks away to climb on treadmill, so I won't EVER have to look like this too**
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i thought bow legged included ur legs not just ur ankles??? poor ballet slippers lookin like aluminum foil
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...it's a shame b/c she is actually pretty and like others have said, is actually dressed decent.
I think if she had on opaque black tights and heels it might have looked a little better......
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Why do her thighs look like expired cheese?
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just cuz they make it in your size dont mean that you have to buy it.
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I think they both look good. The bigger girl probably just tired from working that dance floor.
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