Episode #10127 - This Can't Be Life
How does this happen?? How are your shoulders wider than your hips?? *confuzzled*
Posted by DurtyMo at Wednesday, November 24. 2010 
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God just said "FUCK IT ALL" when He made THIS one, huh?
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How does it happen that your back runs straight to your legs? I'm just so confused.
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And she looked in the mirror and thought she was 100% with them gumby leggings....
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why does "up in the valley of the jolly green giant" jingle keep playing in my head now?
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Smh. Another mushroom shaped ho. She look like SpongeBob Squarepants from the back. If you this big why would you wear leggins? I mean more power to the big women but you CAN NOT wear everything.
"Thats not Gucci, baby thats Flucci"
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....and I bet she smell like "Cucci",lol
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Lmao. A "cucci" that hasnt been touched in a while because I know she cant reach it. WHOA.
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She plays defensive tackle for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers perhaps? Ya'll know they wear those tight lil pants and shyt.
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Oooo thats unhealthy!
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Be easy on her yall. Her ass and hips in her Hoocchi bag I mean her Gucci bag
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she built like a projection screen.
*gets my popcorn*
*watching the game via her ass*
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*DEAD* @ "watching the game via her ass"
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im not even a big girl, but my shoulders are wider than my hips..im more top heavy so i guess the shoulders is to support the weight of the boobs..i suffer from this too..and lets just say it is very depressing especially not having a booty. this is not funny at all..and theres nothing you can really do about it..if you lose weight you will just look like the letter T and if you gain weight you will look like a Buick..so yes i guess she did say fuck it all...cuz its how God made her...im constantly called she hulk and line backer and that shit hurts..being teased at school constantly..
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Yeah everyone is shaped different and God blessed some where he didnt bless others but it isnt really about how she is shaped but more so about how she is shaped and what she bothered to wear on top of that shape.
When we all get out the shower most of us with common sense take inventory of ourselves and you dress appropriately, Like myself I am a chubby Dude but you wont catch me in a Muscle shirt, I have wide feet so you wont find me wearing cowboy boots with the sides of the boots looking like a soon to collapse levy and I am a little knock kneed so I dont wear shorts, but I know myself and love myself for the way God made me and I step out of the house accordingly
This chic is a mess cause she knows she has an ass like a collapsing tissue box and yet she still chose to wear this so whose fault is it really?
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*collapsing tissue box* Bwwwaaaahhhhahahah!
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No, can't be She-Hulk. She has an ass, and hips. Linebacker. Buella. Oak Tree. Battle Damage. If you leave the house looking like you look, when you know you shouldn't, you DESERVE IT. Big ass triangle. Mer-Ox. Frankenstein. Paul Bunyan...
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