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Sunday, November 28. 2010
Amber wrote:
She prolly has on a spanx and rolled the leg part up so it wouldn't hang from the bottom of her dress... Reply to this
Sunday, November 28. 2010
Gabriellas wrote:
bottom line: it all went pear shaped. its just a disaster and all cos she been tlold one too many times that she cute Reply to this
Is this really necessary, I mean really Do we as Men really need something else on a woman thats false to deal with...
Fake lashes, Fake eye color contacts, face altering makeup, weaves/wigs/extensions, fake nails, fake tits/padded bra's, fake waistlines (oxygen depriving corset lookin thing ), and Now padded fake asses....Fellas I dont know about ya'll but I'm afraid in the next 2 or 3 years we maybe lookin at fake/padded Vagina's
Since the Younger Generation, and the middle aged ones trying to dress like them, like tight pants I'm gonna invent a wearable padded penis extension for guys who arent really blessed in that area and I am gonna call it Long Schlong.
Its gonna be a hit too, Guy is in the club grinding on his girl of choice, she feels the sensation of his "Long Schlong" though his pants and reaches behind her and gives it a nice squeeze or two and tingles at the realistic semi hard flesh sensation of the "PenisFlex" technology - patent pending.
By the time she gets him to her place she is tipsy, dripping wet, and hornier than a pack of teenage boys at a Niki Minaj concert. She takes off her fake body parts and he Silently like a ninja removes the "Long Schlong" and pow penetrates and he in in there like swimwear, and if she happens to notice before you get it in there 9 times out of 10 she will be too drunk,wet,horny, and tired to put him out and do it herself and will give the chance to hit anyway all with the hope and players that he can at least make her cumm once....But fellas you wont care if she nuts of not cause you got in it and thats all that counts
Sunday, November 28. 2010
No Words wrote:
But really, there will come a time when natural will be a thing of the past. I dont know what the heck is going on! But i do know it's a shame that accepting yourself as you are, and accentuating the positive, is now a thing of the past....its such a shame. Reply to this
Sunday, November 28. 2010
Goliano wrote:
"but I'm afraid in the next 2 or 3 years we maybe lookin at fake/padded Vagina's"
Sunday, November 28. 2010
HighYellaFella wrote:
Meanwhile...all I could think was "where do them Smurfette shoes and the Cheeta Gurls dress come in at? Reply to this
Sunday, November 28. 2010Ms.305 wrote:
i use to work in a store and we would sell the fake booties thing,,,,, i'm 100% sure thats one ,,,the booty enhancing pads are really padded panties that comes in beige and black that run from 30 to 80 dollars depending on the amount of "cushion" you want lol they are amazing but dang hoe cover it up,,,another thing is it looks like a real azz but doesn't feel like one,,,i recommend using it with jeans. Reply to this
Sunday, November 28. 2010Ms.305 wrote:
p.s it's not booty pop, booty pop is a thin panty usually only in black with two unsightly pads sewed in. the enchanicng pad i'm talking about (like in the pic)has the entire backside of panty padded. Reply to this
Looks like she tried to squeeze into a some small ass draws to me.
Tis' all.
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She prolly has on a spanx and rolled the leg part up so it wouldn't hang from the bottom of her dress...
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bottom line. it all went pear shaped. and all cos she been told too many times she cute
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bottom line: it all went pear shaped. its just a disaster and all cos she been tlold one too many times that she cute
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Mo can I get some help please, I dont know what the hell I'm lookin at.
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google BOOTY POP.. lol!
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$$$$$
I just watched the "Commercial" on you tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EvVErNhVE
Is this really necessary, I mean really Do we as Men really need something else on a woman thats false to deal with...
Fake lashes, Fake eye color contacts, face altering makeup, weaves/wigs/extensions, fake nails, fake tits/padded bra's, fake waistlines (oxygen depriving corset lookin thing ), and Now padded fake asses....Fellas I dont know about ya'll but I'm afraid in the next 2 or 3 years we maybe lookin at fake/padded Vagina's
Since the Younger Generation, and the middle aged ones trying to dress like them, like tight pants I'm gonna invent a wearable padded penis extension for guys who arent really blessed in that area and I am gonna call it Long Schlong.
Its gonna be a hit too, Guy is in the club grinding on his girl of choice, she feels the sensation of his "Long Schlong" though his pants and reaches behind her and gives it a nice squeeze or two and tingles at the realistic semi hard flesh sensation of the "PenisFlex" technology - patent pending.
By the time she gets him to her place she is tipsy, dripping wet, and hornier than a pack of teenage boys at a Niki Minaj concert. She takes off her fake body parts and he Silently like a ninja removes the "Long Schlong" and pow penetrates and he in in there like swimwear, and if she happens to notice before you get it in there 9 times out of 10 she will be too drunk,wet,horny, and tired to put him out and do it herself and will give the chance to hit anyway all with the hope and players that he can at least make her cumm once....But fellas you wont care if she nuts of not cause you got in it and thats all that counts
2 easy payments of 49.99
No C.O.D's
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Smhlmao@ Penisflex technology
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Kay, my beautiful brother...You. are. cuh-razee!
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But really, there will come a time when natural will be a thing of the past. I dont know what the heck is going on! But i do know it's a shame that accepting yourself as you are, and accentuating the positive, is now a thing of the past....its such a shame.
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"but I'm afraid in the next 2 or 3 years we maybe lookin at fake/padded Vagina's"
They're already here, my friend:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/53d827d5af/kelly-brook-s-cameltoe-shows
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Only you....LOL
I hope they never do some sh*t like that...I like C.T. and would be so disappointed by the fake me out
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Looks like her granny drawls are just too tight which of course, is a fail. *shrug*
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Meanwhile...all I could think was "where do them Smurfette shoes and the Cheeta Gurls dress come in at?
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thought it was a pregnant belly b4 I scrolled down
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i use to work in a store and we would sell the fake booties thing,,,,, i'm 100% sure thats one ,,,the booty enhancing pads are really padded panties that comes in beige and black that run from 30 to 80 dollars depending on the amount of "cushion" you want lol they are amazing but dang hoe cover it up,,,another thing is it looks like a real azz but doesn't feel like one,,,i recommend using it with jeans.
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p.s it's not booty pop, booty pop is a thin panty usually only in black with two unsightly pads sewed in. the enchanicng pad i'm talking about (like in the pic)has the entire backside of panty padded.
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Depends!! And it looks as if it's full...
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Naw, that's her Too small Granny Panties. Booty pop NOTHIN'!
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