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Monday, November 29. 2010
KayBorn wrote:
I first thought this was some fast ass little 7 or 8 year old boy just from the mass amount of grammar errors and the fact the from the content of the letter it implies that he doesn't even know the woman he is writing to on a personal level.
I'm gonna say that this dude is probable a little retarded, and no I dont mean like ha ha nigga you retarded, I mean literally retarded, like SSI check retarded and hey for all we know the girl he is writing to may be retarded too, I dont think she is but hey who knows. Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
Kat wrote:
LMFAO, i am not retarded at all, thank ya! I sent this in, thanks to Mo for putting it uuup I was travelling by train and this dude was sitting right behind me - i'm telling u it was THEE hardest trip EVER for me. LOL I still cant get over the fact that RIGHT when i was about to fall asleep, dude poked me and gave me this... So i thought i'd pay him back. Sleep is really important, dont judge me. Hahaha Reply to this
He was not retarded, but he was def 40+. I'm 22 :-S He looked like... Ugh, i'll just keep my mouth shut n this one. He poked me on my arm Right through the space between the seats. Dude was watching me thru that too, at some point i turn around n see his one eye looking at me though it... I almost pissed my pants yo. HELL NO i didnt call him! Lol Naw, my new boo knows how to read and write, to say the least... And he's hot too. Muahaha Thank God my girl was waiting on me when i got to my destination, cause i would've ran away from him as fast as possible... I'm telling u! I almost cussed him out when he handed this to me, cause, like i said.. I WAS TRYNA SLEEP! Lol I'm safe now, i live in another city Matter of fact, it's funny u asked me the last question... Cause at some point, after i felt i was stalked enough, i got up to switch seats - and dude FOLLOWED me to the new location!!! I was like ARE YOU SERIOUS MY BOY? Lmao, comedy!
@ALadyNamedSmoke Trust girl, ur not missing out on anything. LOL
Monday, November 29. 2010
WhatUSaid wrote:
What I hope is this dude don't visit this site and if he does that this isn't a train you ride often cuz he may be a tad gone. Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
ALadyNamedSmoke wrote:
WTF? This shit stats out "Please girl i am sorry for what i am about to let you know this moment"...and then he goes onto telling her that he wants her as a gf? Wait...what? Is he sorry for THAT? I feel like my IQ lowered a bit by reading it and trying to figure it out Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
theBEST wrote:
This dude is African...to be specific NIGERIAN! I'm not hating or anything...I know because I am Nigerian too! Been rushed with this kinda shit too many times..LMBAO!!! Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
Goliano wrote:
He couldn't be Nigerian, cuz there were no references to dew drops on a petal, limpid pools or the mighty Baobab tree. Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
WhatUSaid wrote:
Ah yeah, now that is believable no offense to any African/Nigerian on this site but them muthafukas is crazy as shit. Aggressive as hell when trying to holla so why the fuck would i actually give you my number or otherwise put myself in a position that i may find myself alone with you? There would be no way out. No means no got damn it. Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
Luvly wrote:
Why did I think it was a letter apologizing to someone for giving them HIV or something?? Wth?? Why is he apologizing? I can't............ Reply to this
Monday, November 29. 2010
Fuggem Awlle wrote:
Shiiiit...at least that nigga got a job. Could have been worse. He could have SPOKEN to you with his hot ass chick pea breath, and splattered you with saliva. Oh, and it does make more sense if you read it with an African accent. Ain't that some shit... Reply to this
What ever happened to: Do you want to be my girlfriend? Circle: Yes or No.
Ha,H,ha.
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You know right - all this extra shit was not needed
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Im calling that number so I can laugh at this dude....lmao.....he trying hard aint he....
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reading this poorly constructed note gave me a headache
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Seriously, I caught a nose bleed trying to decipher this mess.
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Do I hear wedding bells?
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I first thought this was some fast ass little 7 or 8 year old boy just from the mass amount of grammar errors and the fact the from the content of the letter it implies that he doesn't even know the woman he is writing to on a personal level.
I'm gonna say that this dude is probable a little retarded, and no I dont mean like ha ha nigga you retarded, I mean literally retarded, like SSI check retarded and hey for all we know the girl he is writing to may be retarded too, I dont think she is but hey who knows.
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LMFAO, i am not retarded at all, thank ya! I sent this in, thanks to Mo for putting it uuup
I was travelling by train and this dude was sitting right behind me - i'm telling u it was THEE hardest trip EVER for me. LOL
I still cant get over the fact that RIGHT when i was about to fall asleep, dude poked me and gave me this... So i thought i'd pay him back.
Sleep is really important, dont judge me. Hahaha
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Was he Retarded??!!??
What did he look like???
Did he talk to you at all??
Where did he "Poke" you?
Did you call him?
Is he now "Your Boo?"
When you got off the train did you catch catch the bus to Carrefour Shopping Center?
When you were sleep on the train was your mouth open?
How hot are you that a retarded Dude gathered up all his courage to write/approach you....You must have a big boody...Retarded dudes love big Boodys.
Where you at least cordial to "Malcom" when he handed you this note?
You know "Malcom" is gonna be looking for you all the time now...I hope you let him down easy ( if you did let him down ).
Was he staring at you the whole time waiting for you to right "Yes" and circle it and give it back to him?
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these questions right here...this shit right here had me lmao
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I cant even function after all these questions. lmbaorofl
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@KayBorn
LMFAO, ur a trip!!!
He was not retarded, but he was def 40+. I'm 22 :-S
He looked like... Ugh, i'll just keep my mouth shut n this one.
He poked me on my arm
HELL NO i didnt call him! Lol
Naw, my new boo knows how to read and write, to say the least... And he's hot too. Muahaha
Thank God my girl was waiting on me when i got to my destination, cause i would've ran away from him as fast as possible... I'm telling u!
I almost cussed him out when he handed this to me, cause, like i said.. I WAS TRYNA SLEEP! Lol
I'm safe now, i live in another city
Matter of fact, it's funny u asked me the last question... Cause at some point, after i felt i was stalked enough, i got up to switch seats - and dude FOLLOWED me to the new location!!! I was like ARE YOU SERIOUS MY BOY? Lmao, comedy!
@ALadyNamedSmoke
Trust girl, ur not missing out on anything. LOL
@WhatUSaid
Naaah, aint no way!
@Goliano
*dead*
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u shoulda snapped a picture of him, and sent that in right along with this lol
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What I hope is this dude don't visit this site and if he does that this isn't a train you ride often cuz he may be a tad gone.
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Have you met the parents, yet?
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YOU SEE THE SHIT "NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND" HAS DONE?! IT'S PRODUCING THESE KINDSA FOOLS!!
I stopped after the third damn line! I felt my damn IQ drop.
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50tyson musta wrote this
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Go straight to the 3rd corner of hell, put your nose to the wall and don't move til someone say so.... CTFU
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*dead* stealing this!!!!!
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lmfao!!!
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WTF? This shit stats out "Please girl i am sorry for what i am about to let you know this moment"...and then he goes onto telling her that he wants her as a gf?
Wait...what? Is he sorry for THAT? I feel like my IQ lowered a bit by reading it and trying to figure it out
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This dude is African...to be specific NIGERIAN! I'm not hating or anything...I know because I am Nigerian too! Been rushed with this kinda shit too many times..LMBAO!!!
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He couldn't be Nigerian, cuz there were no references to dew drops on a petal, limpid pools or the mighty Baobab tree.
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lmao. stop it.
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yep!!!! that's what i thought!!! i'm like dude is def african
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Ah yeah, now that is believable no offense to any African/Nigerian on this site but them muthafukas is crazy as shit. Aggressive as hell when trying to holla so why the fuck would i actually give you my number or otherwise put myself in a position that i may find myself alone with you? There would be no way out. No means no got damn it.
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Haha, yes he was girl.
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omg when i read this with an african accent, it made sense!!!! yall are brilliant
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Why did I think it was a letter apologizing to someone for giving them HIV or something?? Wth?? Why is he apologizing? I can't............
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"P.S.-I will be stalking you. Some more."
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Hahahaha, this actually happened in real life, no need for a PS! :-S
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Shiiiit...at least that nigga got a job. Could have been worse. He could have SPOKEN to you with his hot ass chick pea breath, and splattered you with saliva. Oh, and it does make more sense if you read it with an African accent. Ain't that some shit...
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