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Tuesday, January 25. 2011
Wizzy Jr. wrote:
These Hoes and their ashy as a can of sand Asses out all willy nilly is SICKENING. Don't they know the fine art of LOTIONING?!
Johnson & Johnson goes a LONG damn way. Reply to this
I dont even want to talk about them dumb stanky ass hoes in front... Peep the background...
Ole' boy in the left in the Back yeah I see ya game hommie, in three pics he wen from Hi, to touchin her tits...ya game has been recognized pimpin Reply to this
Tuesday, January 25. 2011
Anonymous wrote:
How do you get an ashy ass crack I'm like seriously ^ J&J make baby oil gel for realz!! And dude in the back is getting his tit diploma in pimpsation!! And these overdeveloped animals needs to stop I thought they banned herds in the club! Reply to this
That baby Oil Gel aint nothin but the truth, but dont put it on in 85+ summer heat..it will burn and cook ya ass....runnin around smellin hot and powdery Reply to this
Tuesday, January 25. 2011
JLady wrote:
Well this may post twice.. I don't know what happened to the first one.. anyway, as I was saying...
I don't understand how ass gets that crunchy looking to start with. If you wash properly, even without lotion, you will naturally remove dead skin cells.
With that said, you can tell how these hoes bathe by what "parts" are ashy. It's always the ankles, knees, elbows, under the ass cheeks.. sometimes even the neck. So when you see this, you can think.. "HOE BATH".. cuz this bitch did not bathe.. she took a Hoe Bath.
Let me explain the difference. A "Hoe Bath" is a shower where only the cracks get visited by soap and water. Logic apparently being, "I'm just gonna get these hot spots real quick, he ain't gonna be kissing my ankles and I know them one hitta niggas at the club be on bullshit and won't eat the pussy no dayum way.. I ain't got time.. let me just get these cracks real quick."
Women that are not crunchy bathe in a TUB where the vagina belongs, submersed in water. They wash from around the toenails, in between toes all the way up to inside the ears and behind them. They also tend to lotion the same areas that they have bathed, which is usually about 98% of the skin.
*sigh*
OK all you crusty hoes.. bathe in the tub.. wash ALL of your skin.. put a little vinegar in the bath, it's a water softener and very cleansing.. stop using cheap bar soap, that shit will suck so much moisture from your skin you get out the tub with the back of ya throat dry and thirsty as hell.. get some Vanicream bar soap or Burt's Bees.. invest in some good lotion.. Eucerine once or twice a week and Nivea or Lubriderm the rest of the week. Bathe and lotion EVERY DAY.. naw quit fuckin' playin.. EVERY DAYUM DAY BITCH.
We are not white folks, we cannot "hop in the showa and go"...that's where these delusional chicks keep messing up....keep forgetting that they are indeed NOT Kim Lardassian nor Sticktoria Beckham...
The Ash Factor is a part of being a brown person....and if left unchecked, Ash turns to Crust...dayum you can see the grey patch of crust on her inner ass fold in that third pic *calling Earl* Reply to this
I like to jump out of the shower on Wednesday night and dont put on no lotion and then I sit in front of the TV and use my keys to draw tattoo's all over myself Reply to this
Tuesday, January 25. 2011
No Words wrote:
*looks at screen and thinks...sun sets at around 5:30 or so...its in the mid to upper 40's outside all week (63 sat)..i bundle up, put on a jacket...i can get in a good 45 min jog* Reply to this
Tuesday, January 25. 2011
DirtyRed55 wrote:
Lady Saw -0.19 on the right wig looks like it's about to come clean off SMDH
I'm sure Ashy Crotch's "urrea" smell like stale urea....you can't tell me otherwise!!! Reply to this
These Hoes and their ashy as a can of sand Asses out all willy nilly is SICKENING. Don't they know the fine art of LOTIONING?!
Johnson & Johnson goes a LONG damn way.
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$$$$$
I dont even want to talk about them dumb stanky ass hoes in front... Peep the background...
Ole' boy in the left in the Back yeah I see ya game hommie, in three pics he wen from Hi, to touchin her tits...ya game has been recognized pimpin
Reply to this
How do you get an ashy ass crack I'm like seriously ^ J&J make baby oil gel for realz!! And dude in the back is getting his tit diploma in pimpsation!! And these overdeveloped animals needs to stop I thought they banned herds in the club!
Reply to this
$$$$$
That baby Oil Gel aint nothin but the truth, but dont put it on in 85+ summer heat..it will burn and cook ya ass....runnin around smellin hot and powdery
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Well this may post twice.. I don't know what happened to the first one.. anyway, as I was saying...
I don't understand how ass gets that crunchy looking to start with. If you wash properly, even without lotion, you will naturally remove dead skin cells.
With that said, you can tell how these hoes bathe by what "parts" are ashy. It's always the ankles, knees, elbows, under the ass cheeks.. sometimes even the neck. So when you see this, you can think.. "HOE BATH".. cuz this bitch did not bathe.. she took a Hoe Bath.
Let me explain the difference. A "Hoe Bath" is a shower where only the cracks get visited by soap and water. Logic apparently being, "I'm just gonna get these hot spots real quick, he ain't gonna be kissing my ankles and I know them one hitta niggas at the club be on bullshit and won't eat the pussy no dayum way.. I ain't got time.. let me just get these cracks real quick."
Women that are not crunchy bathe in a TUB where the vagina belongs, submersed in water. They wash from around the toenails, in between toes all the way up to inside the ears and behind them. They also tend to lotion the same areas that they have bathed, which is usually about 98% of the skin.
*sigh*
OK all you crusty hoes.. bathe in the tub.. wash ALL of your skin.. put a little vinegar in the bath, it's a water softener and very cleansing.. stop using cheap bar soap, that shit will suck so much moisture from your skin you get out the tub with the back of ya throat dry and thirsty as hell.. get some Vanicream bar soap or Burt's Bees.. invest in some good lotion.. Eucerine once or twice a week and Nivea or Lubriderm the rest of the week. Bathe and lotion EVERY DAY.. naw quit fuckin' playin.. EVERY DAYUM DAY BITCH.
THE END
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^^^...and that's an order!!! *DEAD*
We are not white folks, we cannot "hop in the showa and go"...that's where these delusional chicks keep messing up....keep forgetting that they are indeed NOT Kim Lardassian nor Sticktoria Beckham...
The Ash Factor is a part of being a brown person....and if left unchecked, Ash turns to Crust...dayum you can see the grey patch of crust on her inner ass fold in that third pic *calling Earl*
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$$$$$
I like to jump out of the shower on Wednesday night and dont put on no lotion and then I sit in front of the TV and use my keys to draw tattoo's all over myself
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It's Wednesday night and I wanna a pic of your handiwork *DEAD*
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$$$$$
You wanna see a Pic of my "Handi-work" or the ash-ttoos
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The ash-ttoos, LaWD (I can't whooooo)
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IN THAT ORDER!!!!!!!
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WELL THAT ABOUT DOES IT *WALKS AWAY*
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LOL! *in Denzel Washington's 'American Gangster' voice* My Girl!
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Ugh I almost lost my lunch seeing this bullshit
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*looks at screen and thinks...sun sets at around 5:30 or so...its in the mid to upper 40's outside all week (63 sat)..i bundle up, put on a jacket...i can get in a good 45 min jog*
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Lady Saw -0.19 on the right wig looks like it's about to come clean off SMDH
I'm sure Ashy Crotch's "urrea" smell like stale urea....you can't tell me otherwise!!!
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She has crouch burn. EWWWW
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