Episode #12310 - Hot Off The Presses: WTF
Newport Township, PA (The Weekly Vice) - Jarrett Edmonds, a 28-year-old Pennsylvania man was jailed after he beat his girlfriend with a clock and folding chairs because she didn't ask to use the bathroom.
According to police, officers were dispatched to an apartment complex in Newport Township around 6 a.m. after receiving a report of an alleged beating. When officers arrived at the scene, they found Crystal Wetzel who was nursing multiple injuries to her head and arms.
A medical examination would later reveal that she was suffering from deep lacerations to hear head, a broken nose and bruising to her arms and shoulders. Investigators say Wetzel told them Edmonds became enraged when she used the bathroom without his permission. Edmonds allegedly began beating her with a digital alarm clock. He then picked up two folding chairs and began beating her head, shoulders, face and torso with them. When the woman tried to leave, Edmonds blocked her exit and wouldn't allow her to call for an ambulance. He then reportedly tried to make her stand naked outside in the cold in an effort to "embarrass her," according to the arrest affidavit.
The woman eventually fled the residence and called police from a friend's house. Police found two folding chairs and an alarm clock that were covered with blood at the scene Edmonds was booked into the Luzerne County Correctional Facility on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault, false imprisonment, harassment and disorderly conduct. His bail was set at $75,000.
According to police, officers were dispatched to an apartment complex in Newport Township around 6 a.m. after receiving a report of an alleged beating. When officers arrived at the scene, they found Crystal Wetzel who was nursing multiple injuries to her head and arms.
A medical examination would later reveal that she was suffering from deep lacerations to hear head, a broken nose and bruising to her arms and shoulders. Investigators say Wetzel told them Edmonds became enraged when she used the bathroom without his permission. Edmonds allegedly began beating her with a digital alarm clock. He then picked up two folding chairs and began beating her head, shoulders, face and torso with them. When the woman tried to leave, Edmonds blocked her exit and wouldn't allow her to call for an ambulance. He then reportedly tried to make her stand naked outside in the cold in an effort to "embarrass her," according to the arrest affidavit.
The woman eventually fled the residence and called police from a friend's house. Police found two folding chairs and an alarm clock that were covered with blood at the scene Edmonds was booked into the Luzerne County Correctional Facility on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault, false imprisonment, harassment and disorderly conduct. His bail was set at $75,000.
Now, who's embarrassed motherfucker?
I hope Big Bubba and Sweet Joe make his stupid ass ask for permission to go to the bathroom once he gets to the pokey.
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Right. Look at that perm and those lips. They are gonna have a good ol time with him.
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Before I started to read, i thought this was going to be about him getting caught in an awkward place/situation w/ another man. B/c he's looking extra sweet to me.
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Right.... cuz that perm is killing me.
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Lockup is gonna be fun for this sum bitch. He looks like he can't wait. LOL!
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Welp, He gonna reap what he sow when them Lifers get ahold of his ass.
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And this ugly crispy-coon has the nerve to look upset because he's in jail. The nerve. I hope he gets life. I know he won't but he should. Coward. He'll end up in prison for good eventually (and thankfully).
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Public Service Announcement to all the ladies who don't know:
If you gotta ask to use the bathroom,then you gotta ask yourself,WTF am I doing here?
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Thank you.. cuz I was reading this shit and the post like.. damn, did I miss something?.. cuz my perception is that he didn't just suddenly decide to be like that.. had to be some ongoing shit.. is it ever that serious???
Moral of the story: If you have to ask for permission to do ANYTHING, please do not look so surprised when you get beat in the forehead with folding chairs, cuz I damn sure ain't surprised at all.
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Damnnnn, what kind of bathroom was it??? Sheesh..
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so he doesn't SCREAM dl to anyone else?
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Let's hope ole girl didn't go bail this neanderthal's ass out of jail...
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he is fosho on the down low he looks like last years winner of rupaul's drag race when he isn't in drag. check the ever so manicured brows. he hates her cause he envys her like most pimps and abusres of women. ladies love ya self enough not to even entertain sum shit like askin to use the bathroom or anything else.
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oops,abusers, i was jus so far up on my sopa box
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soap box and a lil drunk
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"deep lacerations to hear head," Hear? And this is a newspaper?
Anyways, he's gonna make a lot of "Debos" happy
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I started reading and what came to mind was P-I-M-P
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What came to my mind was P-E-R-M~!
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his bail $75,000 so bond is $7500.... a bitch bites a dick and only gets $2500 bond?
fuck alladis bullshit
equal rights, where the fuck is it?
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I know it don't make a difference with what he did, but dude is actually a pimp. I know a janky pimps behavior when I see it. What's killing me though is that if he were down here in NC, his bail would have been a minimum of $500,000
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Niggers doing what they do. Not news.
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