Episode #12649 - Hot Off The Presses: Rubbin' One Out On The Clock
In a decision that can only be described as touchy, a Brazilian judge has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer.
Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, according to a viral news story.
Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said.
"That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal." After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure. Her doctor has also given her a medical cocktail of tranquilizers that has reduced her need to masturbate to about 18 times a day.
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"That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal." After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure. Her doctor has also given her a medical cocktail of tranquilizers that has reduced her need to masturbate to about 18 times a day.
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And here I would have just said she's a greedy bitch. haha
Side note: there's a man who works with me who masturbates in the bathroom 3-4 times a day. They fired him but he got his job back because of basically this same reason. And he's a sixtysomething year old virgin whose apparently swinging all the way down to his knees.
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She may not bring anything to the potluck & i will not go anywhere near her computer, keyboard, her mouse, chair. You know what, i won't go anywhere near her cubical.
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LMAO!!!
(side note:shouldn't she be sore by lunchtime? I mean...damn!)
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I....I.....I don't even know what to say.
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That just sounds painful. I wonder if she has calluses on her fingers and nether regions, eh.
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